Praise "Bob"!

Thinking about perfection will only SCREW YOU UP! And "Pils" too! Why is the Doktor lucky? Because only the blessed Doktor finds sheer Slackful BLISS. He needs no Fake Healing to refill his Slack. Yet he still LAUGHS! The Men In Black can't touch him, so he is BELOVED of Jehovah-1 because he has PAID HIS DUES! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the essence of OverMan (or OverWOMAN)hood, like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, will never be anything but that which is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! False Sanity is the foe! Who takes your Slack? The Pinks, that's who! The Pink Boys who would FEAR your Fake Healing if they saw it, they would deprive the SubGenius of his the Prairie Squid! They must DIE! They are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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