Praise "Bob"!

Listen to Bulldada and you'll see that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the worthless "Bobbies" - will never be anything but that which must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Yes, listen to what the True Pipe tells you! "Bob" teaches us that the rescue of the SubGenii by WOTAN, despite the lies of the False Prophets, sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS cries out "OR KILL ME!" There is NO coincidence! EVERYTHING is a hint from "Bob" if you LISTEN! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who embrace Society lovingly. The Norms FEAR everything different. All around us the pathetic humans will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! As Dobbs said, we must not FORGIVE them, because they KNOW what they're doing! The proto-Overman is one in a thousand. All around him are the Norms who BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?