Praise "Bob"!

The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Norms would FEAR your Fake Healing if they saw it, they oppress the Superior Mutant like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! AVOID them! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the pathetic humans who worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Norms would deprive the SubGenius of his the Prairie Squid! They must DIE! They CANNOT BE HELPED. And where do YOU stand with "Bob"? The forbidden sciences teach that the Revealed Word of "Bob", like the love of "Bob" Himself will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! You can TELL the true mutated NATURAL WINNER. He needs no X-Day Practice to refill his Slack. Yet he still is guarded by that "Church Air". And YES! he is NOT RESPONSIBLE!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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